Our Brave Bush is a Modern Day Saint

God Bless America

Published on June 29, 2005 By Handy Hank In Current Events

Yesterday I watched our Commandor in Chief tell us why we are fighting in Iraq. His words filled me with pride and spirit, that Texan fight to carry on even in times of big difficulty.

The President answered all of the critics and set out a clear path... carry on as normal boys God has blessed you. We need to be in Middle East and Iraq is the perfect place to be. If we are fighting terror, then best to be in the place where all the terrorists are! America is always fighting for freedom, we saved the asses of the cowardly French and British during WW2 and now we are saving the asses of the Iraqis. The more the insurgents kill and maim, the more we are inspired to stay there and put our brave boys in harms way so we can live as free men in America.

Whenever I hear President Bush on TV or radio I stop what I am doing (usually hunting or driving my massive truck) and put my hand on my heart and say 'God bless America'.

Whenever I spend a dollar I look at the faces of out greatest Presidents and I am inspired to protect America from the bunch of rag heads and sand negroes trying to kill us all.

Faggot Europeans tell us we are under attack because we oppress the world. BULLSHIT!

Terrorist hate freedom and America is the most free country in the world. We are innocent and we will fight on.

May God continue to bless America.

Comments (Page 2)

psyche5297

on Jun 30, 2005

Yeah you goddam are you tree loving hippy peacenik communist asshole. Fuck the trees and fuck the world and if the faggot Europeans don't like it then we'll go a few rounds. Do you miss the Soviet Union that MUCH?

Ah, how you assume to know so much about me because I disagree with you. I did not say we should not use military force. But I do have problems with using it under false pretenses. And I don't think there is anything wrong with wanting peace in the world. I'm pretty sure that was the message Jesus brought to Earth. "Love thy neighbor" applys to all your neighbors, whether american or not, we are all God's children.

And you look down upon the Europeans with such distain that you must be a 100% pure blooded american indian. Because if you are not, then you forget that ALL americans descend from "faggot european" lineages. Stop me if the concept is too overwhelming.

Handy Hank

on Jun 30, 2005

I'm talking about modern Europe with their faggot ass communist systems. The only exception is England and even then we saved their asses in WWII.

Bunch of limey faggots...

Iraqis ain't my neighbours, if they wanna join the war on ragheads then hell jump on board boys. But they get in the way of US MIGHT then they be going home in a box.

Gideon MacLeish

on Jun 30, 2005

I know exactly what war is like, my pop fought the Nazis at Normandy.

So, what you MEANT to say is, your POP knows what war is like...too bad he had a snivelling coward of a son who preaches patriotism but shirks his duty when called, huh?

Handy Hank

on Jun 30, 2005

I was in the Navy SAS Seals for 27 years I'll have you know so kiss my redneck ass.

Gideon MacLeish

on Jun 30, 2005

(yawn!) Of course you were

Handy Hank

on Jun 30, 2005

He's my old nemesis DSH.

I'm DHL and I deliver on time!!!!

Nah, guess again!!!!!

Handy Hank

on Jun 30, 2005

And you're wrong about Tony R being JFJ too.

sushiK

on Jun 30, 2005

It's like a country version of J4Js.

You are Bush's wet dream.

drmiler

on Jul 01, 2005

I was in the Navy SAS Seals for 27 years I'll have you know so kiss my redneck ass.

Ain't no such animal fool! SAS is British " Special Air Services" and the Navy "Seals" are US "SEa Air and Land" teams. If your going to talk at least "TRY" to know what the hell your talking about, Okay? So kiss "MY" redneck ass!

kingbee

on Jul 01, 2005

So kiss "MY" redneck ass!

amazing whatta horrible vision can be conjured up by drmiler using four simple, otherwise innocuous words.

Handy Hank

on Jul 01, 2005

"Ain't no such animal fool! SAS is British " Special Air Services" and the Navy "Seals" are US "SEa Air and Land" teams. "

My God, how dense can you fuckers get?

Texas Wahine

on Jul 01, 2005

My God, how dense can you fuckers get?

Far denser than you can possibly imagine, hehe.

scatter629

on Jul 01, 2005

ok, you got your points. now'fess up.

kingbee

on Jul 01, 2005

Five words. Count 'em

i had my eyes closed.

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