Our Brave Bush is a Modern Day Saint

God Bless America

Published on June 29, 2005 By Handy Hank In Current Events

Yesterday I watched our Commandor in Chief tell us why we are fighting in Iraq. His words filled me with pride and spirit, that Texan fight to carry on even in times of big difficulty.

The President answered all of the critics and set out a clear path... carry on as normal boys God has blessed you. We need to be in Middle East and Iraq is the perfect place to be. If we are fighting terror, then best to be in the place where all the terrorists are! America is always fighting for freedom, we saved the asses of the cowardly French and British during WW2 and now we are saving the asses of the Iraqis. The more the insurgents kill and maim, the more we are inspired to stay there and put our brave boys in harms way so we can live as free men in America.

Whenever I hear President Bush on TV or radio I stop what I am doing (usually hunting or driving my massive truck) and put my hand on my heart and say 'God bless America'.

Whenever I spend a dollar I look at the faces of out greatest Presidents and I am inspired to protect America from the bunch of rag heads and sand negroes trying to kill us all.

Faggot Europeans tell us we are under attack because we oppress the world. BULLSHIT!

Terrorist hate freedom and America is the most free country in the world. We are innocent and we will fight on.

May God continue to bless America.

Comments (Page 1)

Reiki-House

on Jun 29, 2005

You invoke the word of God into this fiasco? Yeah. Who, in your opinion, would Jesus bomb? I believe this thread to be a satire or just for the fun of it all. Bush's speech gave nothing new and it was in fact another repeat of his past lies which have killed thousands of his own men. And the guy actually invited the freedom fighters to come and try kill them! Never in the history of the US has a commander in chief invited an enemy to come and attack his troops. How dare you praise some war dodger who sends people off to war while avoiding his own service to his nation? Modern day saint. I'd love to see who you think are a modern day satan. Ragheads you say? Nice of you to insult those who you yourself are too unmanly to ever want to confront. You'd be taken more seriously if you'd do your war loving Bushite blogging from a tent in the Iraqi desert.

Texas Wahine

on Jun 29, 2005

Hahaha...I don't know who's scarier, HandyHank or RH...

Wow.

Manopeace

on Jun 29, 2005

nerds of a feather

Handy Hank

on Jun 29, 2005

I invoke God because it is clear OUR President (he's yours too you know) is spreading freedom throughout the world. God has blessed America with freedom and Jesus wants us to wrap that gift up and send it to Iraq.

You traitor.

Handy Hank

on Jun 29, 2005

"You'd be taken more seriously if you'd do your war loving Bushite blogging from a tent in the Iraqi desert."

I know exactly what war is like, my pop fought the Nazis at Normandy.

Texas Wahine

on Jun 29, 2005

I know exactly what war is like, my pop fought the Nazis at Normandy.

Haha...and I know exactly what being a man is like, my pop is one.

Handy Hank

on Jun 29, 2005

At the end of the day it comes down to one thing, whether you support freedom and our President or whether you hate freedom and support the enemies of America.

Dr Guy

on Jun 29, 2005

Reiki is Canadian and Mano is Israeli.

Dr Guy

on Jun 29, 2005

Haha...and I know exactly what being a man is like, my pop is one.

Really? I learn something new about you every day!

Handy Hank

on Jun 29, 2005

"Reiki is Canadian and Mano is Israeli."

So what? America rules the world anyway, any other country is just another state. We're gonna mop the floor with our superior military.

psyche5297

on Jun 29, 2005

At the end of the day it comes down to one thing, whether you support freedom and our President or whether you hate freedom and support the enemies of America.

Why is it that I am automatically deemed a traitor and a freedom-hater just because I don't support Bush's foreign policies? Last I checked, I wasn't a lemming. I won't follow my government blindly just because I'm afriad someone is going to call me unpatriotic. This country was founded by men and women who stood up for the things they believed in, even though those ideals were contradictory to their rulers laws and ideals.

America rules the world anyway, any other country is just another state. We're gonna mop the floor with our superior military.

I do believe the Roman empire ruled the world with their superior military at one point in history. We underestimate how fragile our rights and freedoms are. I'm not saying we shouldn't use military force. I am saying that we should look before we leap and stop picking fights with every country in the middle east. We only have so many military personnel. And according to Bush, the draft is not an option.

God has blessed America with freedom and Jesus wants us to wrap that gift up and send it to Iraq.

Hmmm, last I checked "Thou shalt not kill" was still in the 10 commandments, even if the Supreme Court won't let us post them anywhere.

Handy Hank

on Jun 29, 2005

"Why is it that I am automatically deemed a traitor and a freedom-hater just because I don't support Bush's foreign policies? "

Because like it or not, W is the perfect American President and I am proud to have such a tough guy as our President smashing sand negroes everywhere and spreading freedom all over the world.

"I do believe the Roman empire ruled the world with their superior military at one point in history."

The Roman Empire, or any other empire, is nothing compared to the USA at this time. Roman Empire! My ass... bunch of wops!

"I'm not saying we shouldn't use military force. "

Yeah you goddam are you tree loving hippy peacenik communist asshole. Fuck the trees and fuck the world and if the faggot Europeans don't like it then we'll go a few rounds. Do you miss the Soviet Union that MUCH?

Texas Wahine

on Jun 29, 2005

Ha, well, it's good to know that you're just a character.

As Dr.Guy has said, "Buh-bye."

Handy Hank

on Jun 29, 2005

" Ha, well, it's good to know that you're just a character. "

There are those who say the Matrix is real too.

drmiler

on Jun 29, 2005

And you'd be taken more seriously if you'd quit talking such idiocy! Modern day "satan"? John effing Kerry!

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